DougJ
01-23-2009, 10:01 PM
And That is When the Fight Started.......................
>
> My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
> She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight
> started..
>
> ------------
> My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
> She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3
> seconds.' I bought her a scale. And then the fight started...
>
> ------------
> When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
> expensive...so, I took her to a gas station. And then the fight
> started...
>
> ------------
> I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order
> first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said,
> "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" Nah, she can order for herself."
> And then the fight started...
>
> ------------
> A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not
> happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I
> look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The
> husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And then the fight
> started.....
>
> ------------
> I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
> Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer
> would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And then the
> fight started....
>
> ------------
> My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her
> not as much as the dress she wore yesterday. And then the fight
> started.....
>
> ------------
> I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary? "
> It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
> "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested,
> "How about the kitchen?"
> And that's when the fight started....
>
> ------------
> My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in
> bed.
> I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered.
> I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me
> this time, simply saying "Yes."
> So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight
> started....
>
>
>
>
> My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
> She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight
> started..
>
> ------------
> My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
> She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3
> seconds.' I bought her a scale. And then the fight started...
>
> ------------
> When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
> expensive...so, I took her to a gas station. And then the fight
> started...
>
> ------------
> I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order
> first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said,
> "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" Nah, she can order for herself."
> And then the fight started...
>
> ------------
> A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not
> happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I
> look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The
> husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And then the fight
> started.....
>
> ------------
> I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
> Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer
> would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And then the
> fight started....
>
> ------------
> My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her
> not as much as the dress she wore yesterday. And then the fight
> started.....
>
> ------------
> I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary? "
> It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
> "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested,
> "How about the kitchen?"
> And that's when the fight started....
>
> ------------
> My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in
> bed.
> I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered.
> I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me
> this time, simply saying "Yes."
> So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight
> started....
>
>
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