new video bar opening

[BigDave]

Tom Cat...tell us what time to watch for you on the Hill bar cam brother! We want to see you and Mel and Sun throwing a few back!

[tom]

Big dave we hope to be there at 11am. I gonna be waiting out front to be the first one at the hill bar on thursday... Do we get a free magerritta for being the first one to order a drink???m i wonder how many drinks get dranked up during the 2009 seson??Quite as lots...

[BigDave]

I'm sure to contribute my share to Schooners profits in 2009. I already have 2 weeks booked this summer within walking distance. I don't know if I can hang with you Sgt Tom...but I'll try and keep up.

[tom]

Hey big Dave sounds like you got the summer planned out... I had a pomegranate mageritta the other day has anyone ever herd of one???? yep we contibuted to the profit of Pani Maw last year. no tellin how much we spent. The Government hardly gives us enough to keep the water hot and stay drunk all summer.. well gotta go. it's getting kold in this library... Gotta go get something to kook and drink for tonight.. It was 17 this morning. looking forward to Schooners Grand opening next week... Over and ouwt T O M.........

[Lstyle]

You hang at the library Tom? Is that the name of some kind of bar in Tallapoosa?

[BigDave]

That would be a kewwwell name for a bar. I could tell the wife " hey..I'm heading to the library". She may not quite understand if I were to drag up after midnight smelling like beer and perfume.

[Lstyle]

Alright Dave...Here it is...Opening in Fall of 2009 in Tallapoosa, Ga:

The Library...Here's the concept...It's totally a bar, but stocked with books and wireless internet. All of the waitresses are dressed as naughty librarians. You can drink, check out books and enjoy wireless internet. If your books are overdue, you get a good ole fashioned spanking on top of the bar. Hotttt! We're gonna be so rich, dude. Tom is going to be the bouncer.

[BigDave]

Kewell! Thats an awesome idea! I'm going to start looking for vacant buildings in Tallapoosa ASAP! And we can have poker one night, live bands on the weekends..and most deafinitly hvae a spellin B in honer of Tom at least one night a week. Kewwell! I thought you were an educator L...not a freakin marketing genius!!

[Lstyle]

I would have a spelling bee, but my bro already hosts one of those in Athens, Ga. every year. His is a drunken spelling bee though. He has tee shirts made up for it and everything. The kicker is, every time you spell a word correctly, you take a shot. It sounds a little backwards, but it actually screws with your spelling abilities. Kan ewe beleive dat Tom? I never herd such a thang. We spell just fin after getin draunk. Keewell.

[BigDave]

Maybe Schooners needs to consider that sort of spelling be. They can let Tom Cat be the host of the event. Panty Maw City would never be the same!