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    Default Well, it's official

    My newly relocated friend Kim has invited us down to PCB and told us we cannot say no.

    See y'all in July!

    BTW, locals, there's a good chance I'll be sitting in with Kim and Barry Fish a few nights while I'm down there. I'll keep you posted.

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    Default Re: Well, it's official

    In my best Napoleon Dynamite voice:

    """"""LUCKY!""""""
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    Default Re: Well, it's official

    Let me know if you want me to load up the Marshall and bring a couple of Axes...I'd be glad to come down and drown out your horn and whatever instruments your friends play too. One call...thats all and the Axe-slinger will be in route! Koooowell!
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    Default Re: Well, it's official

    Quote Originally Posted by BigDave
    Let me know if you want me to load up the Marshall and bring a couple of Axes...I'd be glad to come down and drown out your horn and whatever instruments your friends play too. One call...thats all and the Axe-slinger will be in route! Koooowell!


    That's cool, but some of us don't need a big ole Marshall stack to feel cool

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    Who said anything about feeling cool? If anything about the Marshall is cool..its the awesome sounds that come through the speaker cab. As far as feeling cool...I'd be kooowell ..even if I was playing a flute..or any metal horn thingy. I was born a badass...its in the genes dude ( being as humble as I can be here ).
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    Default Re: Well, it's official

    I concur Big Dave. Coolness is something that an individual is born with. I'm a biology teacher and I know these things. It's genetic...Although, neither of my parents are cool, it can simply be explained:
    Coolness is passed on as a recessive gene. If both parents are heterozygous for the trait coolness and non-coolness is dominant and coolness is recessive...then it is possible that two uncool parents could produce a cool offspring. A simple Punnett Square could convey this. There would be a 1:4 probabilty that you would have a cool offspring.

    Disclaimer: This does not apply to T O M. He is just Kooweellll and dominance/recessiveness can't be decided on at this current time. Further research must be conducted.

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    Default Re: Well, it's official

    That was some more assessment of how one becomes kooowell. It was a done deal for me. Me gotz it from me Dad. He gotz it from hiz. Even my older brother got the gene...he's just a smaller version of myself ( he's a normal sized 6 footer )..and not quite as handsome and charming. Kooowell! Thanks for the biology lesson...and even more so..thanks for the Cliff Notes version. There's no need for any useless babbling.
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    I must say that even though "coolness" is something that is inherited, one might still be deemed as "cool" if they try really hard. There is also a trait called "lameness" that can counteract the "cool" gene. This is a case of incomplete dominance. Instead of having an offspring that is totally rockin' or completely lame, there is a possibility of having a generic offspring who can only overcompensate by playing in a band or buying a really expensive muscle car. That's just my professional assessment. Sassy.
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    Then what is your analysis of one who is born genetically cool by default, but yet still masters a cool instrument and is physically superior to the majority of the population? And what if this genetically cool person happens to also have an amazing personality and sense of humor to acompany all the other much sought after traits? Is there a specific adverb that should proceed the word cool when describing this type of individual? And to top of such an extraordinary individual, what if this individual also encompasses a phenomenal amount of humilty? I know to those of you who know me, it sounds a lot like I may be describing myself...but I'm much to humble for that. How about a Master Degree holding, Specialist in Biology summing this up in a nice Cliff notes verson.... Koooowell!
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    Come on Biology major specialist chick! ...but Cliff notes version please..don't forget that..and start to babble..kooowell!
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