An Important Women's Health Issue
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> Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
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> Do you suffer from shyness?
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> Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
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> If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your
> doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.
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> Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more
> confident about yourself and your actions.
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> Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you
> tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just
> about anything.
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> You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost
> immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can
> overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life
> you want to live.
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> Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you
> will discover many talents you=2 0never knew you had. Stop
> hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
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> Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are
> pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However,
> women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are
> encouraged to try it.
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> Side effects may include:
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> Dizziness , nausea, vomiting, incarceration
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> Erotic lustfulness
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> Loss of motor control
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> Loss of clothing
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> Loss of20money
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> Table dancing
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> Headache
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> Dehydration
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> Dry mouth
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> And a desire to sing Karaoke
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> WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you
> think you are whispering when you are not.
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> WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you
> to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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> WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you
> to think you can sing.
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> WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you
> think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex
> without spitting.
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> Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.
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> Thank you.
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Originally Posted by renegade
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