Tuesday Joke

[FB_Bama]

A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime.
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a
business suit complete with pager.

As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly,
'Gee, she's fat!'

The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet.


A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as far as they would go and announced;
'I'll bet her butt is this wide!'

The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy.

The mother gave him a good telling off,
and told him to be quiet.

After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line.
Just then, her pager began to emit a
beep, beep, beep.
The little boy yells out,
'Run for your life, she's backing up!!

[BigDave]

[img]http://www.pagetutor.com/jokebreak/images/mommy_has_a_big_fat_***.jpg[/img]

[wannabethere]

YOU FINALLY GOT TO USE THIS ONE!!!!!!!!! YOU ROCK, DAVE! i CAN'T BELEIVE HOW PERFECT THIS IS FOR THIS POSTING!

VERY FUNNY JOKE, FRANK!!

[BigDave]

I concur!

[DougJ]

A little Republican humor......
MY DADDY IS AN EXOTIC DANCER

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman,
mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he finally replied,
'Okay...my father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in
his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he
will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.'

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little
Justin aside to ask him,

'Is that really true about your father?'

'No', the boy said, 'He actually works for the Democratic National Committee and helped get Barack Obama elected President last
year, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the class.'

[Lstyle]

Dave...I would be locked up for child abuse if my son ever chalked that out on the front drive.

[BigDave]

From the looks of that picture, I'd say there was a guilty spouse involved.