At Schooners we are very thankful for all our loyal customers, the good times and the great memories. . .we are also thankful that this is the only time of year you can truly get away with corny jokes like. . .

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks