Monday Joke

[FB_Bama]

Maxine says'

I am seeing 5 boyfriends
every day.
As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me get out of bed.


Then I go to see
John


Then
Charlie Horse
comes along,
& when he is here, he takes
a lot of my time & attention.


When he leaves,
Arthur Ritis
shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place
very long, so he takes me from
joint to joint.


After such a busy day, I'm really tired
& glad to go to bed with
Ben Gay.
What a life. Oh, yes, I'm also
flirting with
Al Zymer!


I am thinking of calling
JACK DANIELS
or
JOHNNY WALKER
to come and keep me company.

Now remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper...
the closer it gets to the end,
the faster it goes...so have fun,
think good thoughts only,
learn to laugh at yourself,
and count your blessings!!!

[BigDave]

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