Tuesday Joke

[wannabethere]

Wanted to share this joke. Sorry for jumping in here FB.

An elderly couple,
> Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas .
>
> Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on
> sale, he bought them and wore them home.
>
> Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
> 'Notice anything different about me?'
>
> Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'
>
> Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back
> into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
>
> Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything
> different NOW?'
>
> Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging
> down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
> tomorrow!'
>
> Furious, Bert yelled,
> 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'
>
> 'Nope', she replied.
>
> 'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'
>
> Without changing her expression,
> Margaret replied,
> 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.
> Shoulda bought a hat.'

[bob_stl]

Good one, Deb!