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    Talking Joke Alert!

    After a long night of making love, the guy
    notices a photo of another man, on the woman's
    nightstand by the bed.

    He begins to worry.

    'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks.

    'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him.

    'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues.

    'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his
    ear.

    'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires,
    hoping to be reassured.

    'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!'
    she answers.

    'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' he demands.

    She whispers in his ear
    'That's me before the surgery.' ...
    Looking for my lost shaker of salt.

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    Hysterical!!

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    LMAO!
    The sun will always rise and who knows what the tide might bring?

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    I shared it with a few of my male co-workers and their reply....that's sick. I loved it!!
    I can't be "Little Miss Sunshine" all of the time.

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    After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?' The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the gator onto its back. Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration.....

    'CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!
    I can't be "Little Miss Sunshine" all of the time.

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    :d :d :d

    Now that's a Florida joke.
    Looking for my lost shaker of salt.

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    Love it!!

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