Three blondes were walking down the beach when one kicked an old bottle. She reached down, picked it up and pulled the cork out. Suddenly a genie appeared. He thanked the lady for setting him free and offered to grant each one a wish.
Excitedly the 1st blond said: I want to be 2 times dumber than I already am.
The genie looked amazed and ask her to repeat the wish so he could get it correct.
Again she said she wanted to be 2 times dumber. Her wish was granted.
Turning to the 2nd blond he ask her what she would like for her wish.
The 2nd blond said she wanted to be 5 times dumber than she already was.
The genie could not believe his ears and had her repeat the wish and it was granted.
Turning to the 3rd blond the genie did not know what to expect.
The 3rd blond said she wished to be 10 times dumber than she already was.
Looking the 3rd blond straight in the eyes the genie said,
"You know I'll have to turn you into a man."
(The wife made me do it.)