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    happy new year, y'all!

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    HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!


    Your Yearly Dementia Test




    (only 4 questions)




    Yep, it's that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test.

    Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important
    to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it!

    Here is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to your last test.
    Some may think it is too easy, but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.

    Take this test to determine if you're losing it or not.

    The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.
    OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.


    #1. What do you put in a toaster?









    Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast', just give up now and go do something else.
    And, try not to hurt yourself.

    If you said, bread, go to Question #2.


    # 2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?








    Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question.Your brain is already over-stressed and may even overheat.Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Women's Weekly or Auto World. However, if you did say 'water', proceed to Question #3.




    # 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks anda pink house is made from pink bricks anda black house is made from black bricks,what is a green house made from?





    Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.

    If you said 'green bricks', why are you still reading this??? PLEASE, go lie down!



    But, if you said 'glass,' go on to Question #4.





    # 4. Do not use a calculator for this:

    You are driving a bus from New York City to Philadelphia ..
    In Staten Island , 17 people got on the bus.
    In New Brunswick , 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
    In Windsor , 2 people get off and 4 get on.
    In Trenton , 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
    In Bristol , 3 people get off and 5 people get on.
    And, in Camden , 6 people get off and 3 get on.

    You then arrive at Philadelphia Station.


    Without going back to review, how old is the bus driver?









    Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!



    Don't you remember your own age?!?! It was YOU driving the bus!




    If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.

    PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions.
    Looking for my lost shaker of salt.

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    Happy New Year Bob, Frank & everyone else. May we all go to Schooners many times in 2015.
    I chose the road less traveled, now I don't know where the hell I am!

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    Very happy new 2015 year ya'll with much happiness in life and at the pcbeach or any beach or and schooners see you n october

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    Quote Originally Posted by stubby View Post
    Very happy new 2015 year ya'll with much happiness in life and at the pcbeach or any beach or and schooners see you n october
    Happy New from Dimesurfer and fam. We plan to be at Schooners Tuesday 1/6/15 for an afternoon on the beach and good eats!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dimesurfer View Post
    Happy New from Dimesurfer and fam. We plan to be at Schooners Tuesday 1/6/15 for an afternoon on the beach and good eats!!!
    Enjoy, dimesurfer!

    Not may people at Schooner's for lunch right now, but the beach looks beautiful. I bet it feels pretty good in that sun today.

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    Dimesurfer thats great and enjoy with fun and being happy on pcbeach and at schooners

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    looking forward to this new years eve party..
    Last year was a blast..

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    Quote Originally Posted by TOM KAT View Post
    looking forward to this new years eve party..
    Last year was a blast..
    Tom Kat: I think I may try and get to the beach during that time myself. That is a good time to enjoy the beach!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TOM KAT View Post
    looking forward to this new years eve party..
    Last year was a blast..
    Let's enjoy the summer first, Tom Kat. LOL
    I had the right to remain silent...but I didn't have the ability.

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